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Текст песни:

Can′t you see he′s the man, let me hear you applaud
he is more than a man he′s a shiny golden god.

If you think it′s time to fucking rock, and fucking roll, out of control,
well then you know you got to rock the block,
and fucking suck my fucking cock,
′cause when you rule, you fucking school all of the fools, out of their jewels,
′cause if you think it′s time,
if you think it′s time,
if you think it′s time to fucking rock.

He is going to kick your fucking ass,
and you know his name is Kyle Gass,
rocking and fucking rolling,
and fucking rocking,
and fucking rolling,
and fucking [vocal solo]...

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Текст песни:

Jack Black:
Kyle took a bullet for me
now I′ve got to rock for three.
KG and me, don′t forget about Tenacious D.
KG:
I took a bullet for JB, now I′m in heaven and I can see
Jack Black:
your decision to rescue me
KG:
was definitely Poops McGee.
Jack Black:
No way, no KG, I disagree
KG:
Why?
Jack Black:
Your decision to rescue me
KG:
yea?
Jack Black:
Was a decision to set you free
KG:
was definitely Poops McGee.
Jack Black:
Wait, this is fuckin′ with my head.
I totally thought you was dead
just remember what you said
my medallion′s made of bullet-proof lead.
Whoa!
Duet:
Kyle took a bullet for me
now I′ve got to rock for three.
KG and me, don′t forget about Tenacious D.

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Текст песни:

KG-D′you think that um...Dude d′you think that when the album...
When this is out, D′you think this′ll make us umm.. more attractive to the ladies?

JB-pshh....yeah. In fact I been getting ready.

KG- Yeah?

JB- Yeah. I been doin′ cock pushups.

KG-Cock pushups?
JB-yeah
KG-What are those?

JB- It′s where you fuckin′ lay down flat, on the ground
KG-yeah?
JB-And you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

KG-noooooo.....That would be impossible..Your cock
could support your whole weight?

JB-well not at first
KGyeah
JB-but over time

KG-Hmm..well how many pushups can you do?

JB-Cock pushups?

KG- Yeah. I guess you could only do one...really...

JB- Yeah, one is all you need.

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Текст песни:

Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee,
Leeee, Leeee,
Leeee, Leeee!

Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee,
We′re talkin′ fuckin′ Lee!

I had a friend named Lee
He cast a spell,
A spell on mee!
If me and Lee,
and KG, could be free
Flyin′ free tenacious-lee!

Skinny-dippin in a sea of Lee
I′ll propose on bended knee!
To Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee!

Le, le, le, le,
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee!
Le, le, le, le,
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee!

If me, and lee, and KG
Could be free! (Could be free!)
Plant a tree! (Plant a tree!)
Just for Lee! (Just for Lee!)
Lee!

(karate chop voice) Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee!

fuck! (in a low voice)

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Текст песни:

Dio has rocked for a long, long time.
Now it′s time for him to pass the torch.
He has songs of wildabeasts and angels,
He has soared on the wings of a demon.

It′s time to pass the torch,
You′re too old to rock, no more rockin′ for you.
We′re takin′ you to a home,
But we will sing a song about you.

And we will make sure that you′re very well taken care of.
You′ll tell us secrets that you′ve learned. Raow!
Your sauce will mix with ours,
And we′ll make a good goulash, baby.
Dio, time to go!
You must give your cape and scepter TO ME.
And a smaller one for KG.
Go, go! Dio, Dio!

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Текст песни:

KG: Yeah, but you didn′t fuckin′ come out with this o-

JB: I got some lyrics.

Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin′ a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin′d view.
Because it′s time for my breakfast,
It′s time for some cheese.
It′s time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee!

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Текст песни:

Listen honey,
Thinkin′ ′bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin′, growin′,
Man I′d like to place my hand
upon your fuckin′ sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!

Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
′Cause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now you′re groovin′,
Put on a cool ′70s groove.
A funky groove to fuck to.
A funky groove to fuck to.

Me, me and KG,
It′s all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. (sex)
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? (sex)
That′s what I′m offerin′ you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
It′s KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpin′ down by your feet.
It′s me, it′s JB, I′m suckin′ upon your toes.

We don′t mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Havin′ sex with me and KG,
Now you′re talkin′ double team supreme.

Let′s roll!
Oh!
[2-part:] Ahh, oh!

What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, that′s it, that′s right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-I′m-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
...Splooge!

[spoken]
That was the one.

[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!
[KG:] Hail Satan!
[JB:] Hail Satan!

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Текст песни:

Augh! AHGH!

I do not need, (he does not need)
A microphone (a microphone)
My voice is fuckin, (fuckin)
POWERFUL!

AUGH!! AHGH!

Sorry
I did not mean, (he did not mean)
To blow your mind (to blow your mind)
But that shit happens to me,
All the time

Now take a look (take a look)
Tell me what do you see? (tell me what do you see?)
We′ve got the Pick of Destiny!

AAAH! AUGH!

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Текст песни:

Kage?
Yea?
Let′s go to this drive-thru
oh good, im starvin′
*vrrooooommmm noise*
may I help you?
Yea, um, uh
Can I have your order?
yea, hold on a second im looking at the menu
Ok
..ummm

Would you like to try seasoned curly?
Please don′t, dont offer me anything
I′ll tell YOU want I want,
OK..

um.. ok.. you know how you′ve got the six piece nugget?s
yes, six piece nuggets
just uh, can you just give me four nuggets?
im trying to, IT COMES IN SIX OR TWELVE PIECE
would you like to try them?
SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY ORDER..
take the six nuggets and throw two of them away
i′m just wanting my four nugget thing
i′m trying to watch my colory intake

it comes in six or twelve piece
PUT TWO OF THEM UP YOUR ASS
and give me four chicken mcnuggets
allright, four six piece nuggets

and then um.. can I have a Jr. Western Bacon Chee
A JR Western Bacon Chee,
im trying to watch my figure
Western Bacon Cheeseburger
A JR Western Bacon Chee
would you like that with onions?
no onions.. um..
ok Chicken Bacon Cheese, twelve six piece nuggets

and um.. im gonna′ go with a filet of fish sandwich
since that has less calories cause its fish
Filet o′ Fish..

now if you could take a coca-cola and just go half coca-cola half diet-coke
cuase im trying to watch my figure
try to loose some of the weight
uh.. you want half coca-cola half diet-coke?
um.. and a SMALL A SMALL chocolate shake
because im trying to watch my figure
not a large a small
it comes in medium-small or medium-large
um.. small chocolate shake..

um also a small season′s curlys
small season′s curlys..
ok i got small season′s curleys, western bacon cheeseburger..
ummm fuck my ass what else

give me uhh.. allright cherrys jubilee and thats it
$10.01.
wait kage what do you want
uhhh geez let me have uhh
i think i want the regular western bacon cheeseburger
large shake, seasoned curlys..
OH GOD COME ON WITH THE ORDER, TAKE FOREVER
thats all i want, thats all i want
GOOD, ok..
how much is that sir? that will be $14.75
at the window please, please drive up

do you have any money?
oh shoot... umm yea i got like uhhh
give it to me.. Allright Here... ok
we only have umm alright

im gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order
ok thank you..
lets go

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Текст песни:

KG:Jack
JB:yeah
KG:do you think some people
do you think that there′s some people
that arent really
that are actually robots
living among us
JB:No
KG:that we cant tell
JB:No we dont have the technology yet
but rage
rage ra..
KG:yeah
JB: ..ge
KG:yeah
JB:you know what I was thinking?
stop playing
I was thinking of a fucking brilliant song
KG:yeah?
JB:check it out.
just do what I do
KG:ok
JB:just play this note
and then we both keep playing
just keep both playnig that note
every once in a while bend it
an′ that′s it
and just remember who wrote that song
me baby me
KG: oh.....
see its fucking simple
thats one song in the bank
next song
KG:is uh
JB:next song
KG:how can, but it′s one note
JB:next
anybody could have wrote it
anybody could have done it
JB: ffrt
KG: its one song its one note
JB:but guess who did write it Me
KG:yeah but did you did you write the the listen...
JB:dude I did
I told you to do the bendy every once in a while
KG;oh yeah you did
JB;woohoo I win
KG;shit
JB;I win
one to nothin

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Текст песни:

We′ve been sent,
To issue all you people here a warning.
I′m not at liberty to say,
The details of our most perculiar warning. Yeah.
Sufice to say..All you people here are in grave danger.
So come on!

Through the skies, he flies.
He doesn′t know the reason why.
But he flies, so high.
You know that it′s true!
Lot of times, when the elders, they smile,
An illusion, an infusion, an intrusion,
An amusement park ride!

Exploding brains!
For miles on to Zanzibar.
To the shores of ye old rustic shinock.
Decimating the competition,
Leaving in their wake, a blind ambition.
Come along children, let′s rock, get it on!

In whatever heinous realm that it squats!
In whatever heinous realm that it squats!
In whatever heinous realm that it squats....
That it squats...
That it squats...
That it squats.

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Текст песни:

One, two, three, four, five, SIX SIX SIX!

It doesn′t matter if it is good,
It only matters if it rocks.
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.
There′s no such thing as a rock prodigy,
Cause rock ′n roll is bogus, right KG? (′Right!′)
Only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.
And that′s why me and KG are classically trained
To rock your fuckin′ socks off!
Give ′em a taste, KG.
(′Okay.′)

That is Bach, and it rocks.
It′s a rock block of Bach,
That he learned in the school,
Called the School of Hard Knocks!

Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock,
Give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now, rock your socks off, woman,
We′ll rock your shit up, y′all.
Give it up, children, now to freak your shit out!
All right!

Now I know what a lot of you are sayin′,
′I just figured out what I′m gonna do with the rest of my days.
I′m gonna get me an oversized guitar,
Gain forty pounds, and be the next D.′
Well, I got sour news for you, jack. It ain′t that easy.
For instance, are you willing to make the commitment to wakin′ up
At the crack a′ noon, for deep-knee rock squats?
Seven or eight at a time? In a row!
How ′bout, are you willing to make the commitment
To rock-hard tasty abs, washer-board style!
Glistening in the sun.
How ′bout, are you willin′ to make the commitment,
Of wakin′ up, goin′,
′Okay, it′s gig time, what t-shirt am I gonna wear?
I can′t decide, can′t decide. Brain aneurysm!′
We′ve been through so much bullshit just to be here tonight
To rock your fuckin′ socks off.
And all we ask in return is some precious little...
All we′re askin′ you to do
Is drop trou
And squeeze out
A Cleveland Steamer on my chest. (′Ooh.′)

Two, three, four!
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for KG, give it up for me,
Give it up for rock, give it up for blues,
Give it up for everything that is not to lose.
Now, rock your socks off, woman,
We′ll rock your shit up, y′all.
Give it up, children, won′t you freak your shit out!
All right!

@ Tenacious D

Текст песни:

Climb upon my faithful steed.
Then we′re gonna ride, gonna smoke some weed.
Climb upon my big assed steed.
And ride, ride, ride.

What′s the name of the song, Explosivo!
Don′t know what it′s about, but it′s good to go.
What′s the name of my girlfriend, I don′t know.
But she′s built like the shit, and she′s good to go, go.
She′s good to go, she′s good to go.
We are fueled by Satan, yes, we′re schooled by Satan.
Fueled by Satan!
Writing those tasty riffs, just as fast as we can.
Schooled by Satan!
We were the inventors of the cosmic astral code.
We′ve come to blow you away, we′ve come to blow your nose.
We′ve come to fucking blow, we′ve come to blow the show.
We′ve come to fucking blow!
You know it, you know it
What′s the name of the song, Explosivo!
Don′t know what it′s about, but it′s good to go.

I am not one of you.
I come from an ancient time.
I am known as the kicker of animals
I am also known as The Angel Crusher.
These pics that I show you,
One moment in Satan′s cauldron,
Take these pics they′re souvenirs,
Satan′s pics

Explosivo!

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Текст песни:

JB:
Rrrrrung gigga gung gung gung gigga gung gung
gung gigga gung gung gow
(KG takes over ′rung gigga gung′)

JB:
rigoogew geegoo rugoo gugagewgoo
rigoogeegoogeegoo ree-gagoo
rrrrigoogew geegoo rugoo gugagewgoo
rigoogeegoogeegoo-ooo

Stabbing you with my booey while I′m naked
Painted from head to toe and so aroused OH!

rigoogew geegoo rugoo gugagewgoo
rigoogeegoogeegoo ree-gagoo
rigoogew geegoo gugoo gugagewgoo
rigoogeegoogeegoo-ooo

Stabbing you with my booey while I′m naked
KG: stabbing you with his booey while he′s naked
JB: Painted from head to toe and so
JB&KG: I′m so aroused

JB&KG:
Rung gigga gung gung ...rigga gung gung
rung gigga gung gung gow

Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a dreeeeeeeeeeam-dreeeeeeeeee(eam)

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Текст песни:

Friendship is rare
Do you know what I′m saying to you?
Friendship is rare
My derriere
When you find out much later
That they don′t really care

It′s rare... to me
Can′t you see
It′s rare... to me
Can′t you see?

Oh shit, there′s a bear
Could you hand me that shotgun, buddy
Also that chair?
We′re fighting a bear
Now your life′s in great danger
And you don′t even care

It′s rare... to me
Can′t you see?
It′s rare... to me
Can′t you see?
It′s rare... to me
Say a prayer... for me
Cuz it′s rare to be in Tenacious D

Friends will be friends - they′re running naked in the sand
Friends holding hands - they′ll someday surely form a band
Friends will be friends - they say that friends are friends to the bitter end
As long as there′s a record deal we′ll always be friends
As long as there′s a record deal we′ll always be friends

Friends will be friends - they′re running naked in the sand
Friends holding hands - they′ll someday surely form a band
Friends will be friends - they say that friends are friends to the bitter end
As long as there′s a record deal we′ll always be friends
As long as there′s a record deal we′ll always be... friends..... yeah.

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Текст песни:

This is a song

Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!

Is he strong? Listen bud
He has the radioactive blood
Can swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
Ohhh!!!!!

David Dark comin at ′em
He′s got fucking ultimate fighting championship moves!
Here comes Spidey
He′s not fucking really Spidey
His moves didn′t work because he′s fucking Spidey!

Spiderman doesn′t look right
He looks like cheap ass!
Spidey wearing the nike shoes
I can see in the fucking BVDs
Outline...oh fuck Stay totally still!

Stay totally still
It′s fucking sassafrassquatch!
I′ve been searching for him for ten years
And now′s my chance to capture him
I′m not moving on...fuck!

He′s using the web! He′s using the web!
Using the Spidey! He′s freezing the auidence!
He′s using the fucking Spidey
Twa, it didn′t hold ′em!
It fucking holds almost everbody
But it didn′t work on Sass!

He fucking used a Matrix move!
He fucking used a Matrix move!
Doosh!
Ha! Wanna fucking bowl?
What the fuck is going down? Somebody help us

He′s got the tranquilizer gun!
David Dark′s got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun
But it didn′t...(starts to laugh)
Why′s he have his cock out? That′s not right!

Here comes Sassafrass! He′s fucking really pissed off
Now what the fuck is happening tonight?
It′s looking like a fight!
No! (starts to laugh a lot)

You should′ve fucking known!
Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass
He′ll rip that shit right off! Now you′re fucking bummed
What are you doing..no, no no
Don′t make him suck your chode! Ah Jesus!

He′s sucking on his fucking chode!
He′s gonna shoot your fucking load
If I know Sassafrass! He′s gonna shoot the load
Ahh! That′s non-dairy creamer!

What the fuck? Thats bad news Bears.
That′s a lot of cum! That′s way too much Sass cum
Sassafrass...he hasn′t fucking done enough

He′s dragging him by the foot! He′s getting him in position
I don′t know what for!
But I think it′s finger licking! (laughs once again)

The ultimate bomb, ya′ll.
Aww, no. The ultimate fighting championship
He′s flinging shit! And he′s taking a dump

Ah Jesus. Wait a second, he′s got him tricked!
The old stick for the fucking Sassafrass trick
Works every time. See if you can keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Whenever there′s a bang up!
You′ll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!
Taking a shit on David Dark!

@ Tenacious D