The Queers - Drop the Attitude Fucker (текст песни)
we see you with your ponytqail and flannel ′round your waist
sideburns, goatees and pimples on your face
according to spin magazine, you′re so cool and hip
do us all a favor, lose the hoop from the lip
you′re so sad, you′re so bad
you′re so sad, you′re so bad
chorus:
drop the attitude fucker
drop the attitude dude
drop the attitude fucker
fucker, drop the attitude
(2x)
you think with your antics your parents are in shock
but you look like bozo in your bright red docs
but you′ll never be as famous as us
you′re so sad, you′re so bad
you′re so sad, you′re so bad
chorus (3x)
(c) the queers
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Другие тексты песен исполнителя The Queers
Текст песни:
I think paying fuckin′ rent sucks
I′m sorry I swore Mom - aw shucks
I spilled a beer in the living room
I know I shouldn′t be drunk at noon
CHORUS:
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
GO!
Our ex-guitar player sucks
He ripped us off for two hundred bucks
His girlfriends got a fucking fat ass
And an ugly face to match
@ The Queers
Текст песни:
I don′t know if you like me but it′s true
I′m totally retarded for you
May look like it, but I′m not sniffing glue
Or having my mom tell me what to do
It always seems to be one day up and one day down
I′m anticipating the day when you′ll stick around
I′m all screwed up -- the girl′s got me all screwed up
I′m all screwed up -- the girl′s got me all screwed up
I′m all screwed up -- the girl′s got me all screwed up
I′m all screwed up -- the girl′s got me all screwed up
Oh yeah
Disgusted and moping, all bummed out
All i wanna do is sit and pout
I don′t know if you like me but it′s true
I′m totally retarded for you
It always seems to be one day up and one day down
I′m anticipating the day when you′ll stick around
I′m all screwed up -- the girl′s got me all screwed up
I′m all screwed up -- the girl′s got me all screwed up
I′m all screwed up -- the girl′s got me all screwed up
I′m all screwed up -- the girl′s got me all screwed up
All screwed up
She′s got me all screwed up
@ The Queers
Текст песни:
Well she says she′ll always be true when any guy′ll do
You should′ve seen who she just blew
And then she tries to tell you she loves you woah woah
I′ve seen her type before, don′t wanna see her anymore
You gotta leave her behind, and find another girl
You know she′ll only bring you hurt, make you feel like a jerk
Spend your money while you work
And wear her lingerie for other guys woah woah
[chorus]
Someone to spend a little time, why don′t you leave that girl behind
You gotta leave her behind, and find another girl
[1st verse, chorus]
@ The Queers
Текст песни:
Let′s go!
There are lots of pretty girls.
It′s such a different world.
I want to live at the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
Yes, I want to live at the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
This place sucks!
At the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
Yes, I want to live at the mall.
Yes, I want to live at the mall.
Yes, I want to live at the mall.
Yes, I want to live at the mall.
[music until fade]
@ The Queers
Текст песни:
Everytime you′re drunk
you always act like you′re so tough
You′re really a pussy and I′m gonna call your
bluff
Everyone is sick of you
You′re a wimp through and through
I swear you look worse than Charles Bukowski
We saw you drunk a thousand times
You′re an alcoholic Alber Einstein
EINSTEIN EINSTEIN ALBER EINSTEIN
Babyface boo hoo hoo
You′re just a babyface boo hoo hoo hoo yea
Everyone′s an asshole but you and both your
friends
If they don′t kiss your ass your ass all day
it would be the end
You′re a lazy piece of shit
Always drunk you little twit
I won′t kiss your ass you′re a loser
Never had to work a job
Your movie equal is the Blob
Admit the fact
You′re just a punk rock snob
PUNK ROCK SNOB PUNK ROCK SNOB
[Chorus]
I′d bitch slap you cause you′re just a bitch
Supported by your girlfriend the witch
You′re lucky she′s around for you
She′s save your ass, you leech you shrew
You pay her back by fucking other girls
The day she gets her glasses fixed
Is when you′re gonna get deep sixed
Grovel in the dirt and run to mommy
MOMMY MOMMY RUN TO MOMMY
[Chorus]
@ The Queers
Текст песни:
He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
He always flips his lid
But deep down inside he loves you kids
I know that you think he′s just a goon
But he makes little Vapid clean his room
He don′t like Nirvana
I know he don′t like Prong
And I′ll bet you five bucks that he don′t like this song
CHORUS:
Ben Weasel - "He′s an asshole"
Ben Weasel - "He′s a jerk"
Ben Weasel - you just hate him ′cuz he don′t hafta work
Ben Weasel - "He′s an asshole"
Ben Weasel - "He′s a jerk"
Ben Weasel...
He′s Ben Weasel, he′s so cool
He′s Ben Weasel, he′s so cool
He′s Ben Weasel, what can you do?
Ben Weasel, he′s so cool
He drinks mud, he smokes his butts
He′s glued to his T.V.
But when I drink a brew he frowns on me
He paces in his living room and festers every night
But we know that his bark′s worse than his bite
He don′t like Nirvana
I know he don′t like Prong
And I′ll bet you five bucks that he don′t like this song
CHORUS
@ The Queers
Текст песни:
I really think you suck.
I think you really fucking smell.
I hate the gosh darn sight of you.
You talk all day.
You talk all night.
Blabbermouth.
???
@ The Queers
Текст песни:
I′m really not a jerk.
I know how to dance.
I′m never gonna work.
I wear designer pants.
Oh, my head is empty,
And my brain, it hurts.
I wanna be a real cool guy
Wear alligator shirts.
I don′t care what you say.
I just wanna be this way.
I don′t care just what you said.
I just wanna be a bonehead.
Now I got a job.
My foreman′s name is Bob.
He′s really quite a guy.
He blows me all the time.
My girlfriend says she loves me.
Her mother says so, too.
I′m lifting weights most every day.
Won′t take no shit from you.
I don′t care what you say.
I just wanna be this way.
I don′t care just what you said.
I just wanna be a bonehead.
@ The Queers
Текст песни:
BooBarella, it′s funny that′s her name
Since I′ve seen her, I′ve never been the same
I saved up from mowing all those lawns
To buy Tina Turner records that she wants
Wouldn′t it be neat, wouldn′t it be sweet
If she was serving me beer all day long
Don′t ask me where i′ve been all day
Because you already know what I′ll say
Boo-Boo-Boo-BooBarella, Boo-Boo-Boo-BooBarella
Boo-Boo-Boo-wontcha′ be my girl
BooBarella you turned my head around
You know you got my heart all upside down
I saved up from mowing all those lawns
To buy Tina Turner records that she wants
Wouldn′t it be neat, wouldn′t it be sweet
If she was serving me beer all day long
Don′t ask me where i′ve been all day
Because you already know what I′ll say
[Chorus to end]
@ The Queers
Текст песни:
Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts
Pearldiving′s the life for me, I′m such a little putz
The heat, the slime, I′ve never been on time
I′m soaking wet, I′ll never save a dime
Born to do dishes, I was born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes and my mom′s really bummed out
I was born to do dishes fuck you, I′m just so proud
I was born to do dishes and my mom′s really bummed out
The heat, the slime, I′ve never been on time
I′m soaking wet, I′ll never save a dime
@ The Queers
Случайный анекдот
Чукчу спрашивают:
- Какие деньги бывают?
- Бумажные, металлические и деревянные.
- Как это?
- Не знаю. Однако моя жена, когда в Москву ездила, за две палки кофту купила.
Популярные пословицы и поговорки
От работы кони дохнут, а люди — крепнут.
Чем черт не шутит, когда Бог спит.
На обиженных воду возят, а на добрых сами катаются.
Пьяному море по колено, а лужа — по уши.
Попытка — не пытка, а спрос — не беда.
Язык болтает, а ветерок продувает.
Я тебе помогу, ты мне – это первый закон на войне.
Шуму было много, а вышел болтун.
Шумом и стуком неприятеля не удивишь.
Шпиона пропустил – победу упустил.
Шпион слова подхватывает да на ус наматывает.
Шпион вьется, а все-таки кончик найдется.
Швед воротился, откуда явился (историческая).
Чтобы успешно воевать, надо много знать.
Чтобы победить на войне, надо работать вдвойне и втройне.
Чтобы врага бить, надо силы крепить.
Что хорошо? Конь сытый, котелок мытый да противник убитый.
Четкая команда четко исполняется.
Честь солдата береги свято.
Честь роты – твоя честь.
Честь мундира священна для командира.
Царство разделится, скоро разорится.
Худой мир лучше доброй брани.
Храбрость – сестра победы.
Хорошо воюет рядовой – офицеру хвала.
Хорошая пехота скупа на огонь.
Хороша война за горами.
Хорош пушкарь – хороша и пушка.
Ходит ходко пушка-самоходка.
Француз боек, да русский стоек.
Учись, боец, командиром будешь.
Ухо разведчика далеко слышит.
Ухаживай за пушкой, как за любимой подружкой.
Умирать – так умирать по-гвардейски.
Умерла та курица, которая несла татарам золотые яйца.
Умелый воин не дрогнет в бою.
Умелый боец везде молодец.
Умелому воину зима не помеха.
Убить человека – преступление, разбить противника – честь.
Убил противника в схватке – и все в порядке.
У царя руки долги.
У хорошего солдата нет плохой винтовки.
У солдата шило бреет, а шубы нет, так палка греет.
У разведчика глаза спереди, по бокам и сзади.
У разведчика глаз остер, ум хитер, отличный слух, охотничий нюх.
У пехоты обычай такой: портянки высушил – и в бой.
У одной овечки да семь пастухов.
Тяжело в ученье – легко в походе; легко в ученье – тяжело в походе (А. Суворов).
Трусливый командир – вооруженный мундир.
Трус умирает тысячу раз, а герой – только однажды.