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Текст песни:

[Hidden Track]

Nah man
Not quite finished yet

Girl I think,
You just might′a tried to pull a muh′fucking fast one, I′m mad
You just hurt my goddamn feeling, and that was the last one I had
Does this look like an arcade? Tryna play games?
See this saw blade? See the silhouette of a stalker
in your walk-way? Better co-operate
Or get saute′d and rotisseried while you′re hog-tied
MC′s get so quiet you can hear a muh′fucking dog whistle while I walk by
′Colt Seavers′ on a mule, stuntin on that ass like the fucking Fall Guy
I don′t gas my Mercedes at the mit, man I treat it like a Mogwai
Cuz it will turn into a Gremlin and run over kids, women and men
Vrinn-vrinn! Motor′s so big you can fit a midget in his engine
Bitch, give me them digits while you′re cringin′
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
While I spin spin even ten cents on you, since when
Do you think it′s gonna cost me a pretty penny?
Shiit, if I think a penny′s pretty
just imagine how beautiful a quarter is to me
Eenie meenie miney mo, Catch an eskimo by his toe
While he′s trying to roll a snowball but,
Don′t make him lose his cool
If he hollers better let him go ya′ll

Now here we go go goooooo

Get up! Baby get a move on, Like a U-Haul
You can rack your brain like pool balls
You will never think of this shit
Yeah, honey you called?
Well here I come, Havoc on the beat, I reek it
Evil I see, hear and speak it
Lady put your money on Shady
Fuck that other weak shit
Put your eggs in the same basket
You can count every muh′fucking chicken fore′ it hatches
Cuz, you can bet your ass that we gone get it crackin′
Like a Kraken and Titans when they′re clashin′
Get your brains bashed in so bad
You gone have Kurt Kobain askin
To autograph a bloodstained napkin
I′m fashionable and ′bout as rational
as a rash on a fag′s asshole
Now let′s take that line, run it up the flag pole with Elton
See if he′s cool with it
Don′t stand there and look stupid at me bitch
I ain′t in the mood for this shit
Get my kit, Google it till it pops up
Ya′ll are so motherfucking full of shit that you′re stopped up
Me I′m always shitting diarrhea of the mouth
Till your speakers crap out [fart] "Ohp, What?"
Girl you got a hot butt like a lit cigarette "Chik-Chigarette"
But you won′t get a hot fudge Sundae from me
So do not strut my way, slut! Because..

Here we go go goooooo

And now that I got your panties in a bunch
and your bowels in an uproar
Im′ma show you why I kang xi
Stop asking me what the fuck for
Now look you little slut, cunt, whore know you want more,
bitches tell I put the Mat back into Mathers
Cuz I′m a fucking problem, Run boy!
Every flow got it mastered
So every last word that you fucking fags heard
comes straight from the fishes ass, Yeah
In other words I′m a Bass turd!
Looking at me like I killed Kenny
Gassing the tank near steal plenty
No morals are instilled in me
So remorse I really don′t feel any
Eat your heart out, Hannibal
Understandable why you′re jealous, fucking animal
I got cannibal magnetism, cant resist him now, can ya hoe?
Shady, I don′t understand your flow.
Understand my flow?
Bitch I flow like Troy Palumalu′s hair, boy.
Don′t you dare try to follow or compare, boy.
I′m raw, you ain′t even medium rare
stay the fuck outta my hair, boy!
You can look, you can stare and point
But you can′t touch since you′re queer boy.
I don′t get it man, is there a void
All this weak shit, what am I steroids?
Well bitch I′m back with some shit for that ass
and your trunk, Elephant hemorrhoids

And remember boys
Here we go go goooooo

Thank you for coming out
Hope you enjoyed the show
Till next time

haha

Peace!

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Eminem]
Ill be...

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can′t believe it
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

I don′t believe it
It′s almost too good to be true
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 1]:
The way she moves she′s like a belly dancer
She′s shakin that ass to the new nelly jams
I think someone′s at the door, but I don′t think i′ma
answer
Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please I′m a human being
I have needs, I′m not done
Not till I′m finished pee-ing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agree-ing
Mister officer, I′m already on my knees
I can′t get on the ground any further it′s impossible for
me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes I make R′n′B
I sing song that go ringy chong
Ching chong chong chong ching
Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend, I′m sorry please please forgive
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can′t believe it
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Jessica simpson
looks oh so temptin
Nick I ain′t never seen a ass like that
Everytime I see the show on MTV
My pee pee goes
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 2]:
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they gettin older they startin to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Jeez, I just got my seat
I have tickit, look I put it away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate′s shower scene
I didn′t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don′t treat me like I′m Pee Wee Herman
This movie is PG mister officer
I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer is with Michael
He′s too busy, I′m Triumph
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you laugh
Cos there′s a puppet on my hand [ha-ha-haaaaa]

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can′t believe it
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Hilary Duff is
Not quite old enough so
I ain′t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I′ll say ass
And she′ll make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

[Verse 3]:
The way she moves she dances like a gogo
In that video she sings "Get Out" you boso,
"I need a new boyfriend, Hi,my name is JoJo"
Police saying freeze...da-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies
Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don′t even know if I can say the word pee-pee
Pee, on the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!
Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don′t think my joke is working, I must flee
Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get down
I′m not Triumph, I′m Arnold, get down

[Hook n Eminem]
The way you shake it
I can′t believe it
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
D-doing doing doing

So Gwen Stefani
Will you pee-pee on me please?
I ain′t never seen a ass like that
Cos the way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
D-doing doing doing

[Dre]
What the fuck is wrong with you?!


@ Eminem

Текст песни:

I come around like what goes around
What goes up must come down, anyone who comes up must go down
Might aswell go for the gusto now
Better not let up, better not let them breathe
Last shot, give it all you got
Try to turn me down bitch, get fucked with a volume knob
Fuck all you snobs, hoes now i hope all you rot
2 bottles of lupiderm and a box of condoms is that all you brought
And you want a Mйnage а trois you twats
Fuck that i’d rather turn this club to a ballroom brawl
Get rowdy as roethlisberger in a bathroom stall
Like a leaf stuck in a vacuum ya’ll
ain’t nuttin but a whole lotta suckin’ going on in rap
Yeah but I’m home, back for the bone, back in the zone
leave him alone you don’t wanna go eggin him on
It’ll never be my chair that you own
crown so tight that it cuts all circulation
no air to the brain no oxygen other words it’s no air to the throne
When i die so does hip-hop
hitchcock did a shit bitch ass doc got his zip locked in a bag
you fags ain’t been able to fade me since kid rock had a hi-top
keep bloggin while i’m mind boggling i zone like im in the twilight dog
get off my bone, this is my mic dog and i like hoggin it
flow so wet ima take this beat tabboggoning, im water loggin it, im soggin it
pull your verse out the beat and stomp on it
suplexing it on cement like im on some straight outta compton shit
take this dick and chomp on it, im so bad i could bitch slap a back handed compliment
jackass, eat a donkey dick, the game i just about conquered it
like donkey kong, im bonkers bitch im the king of this honkey shit
i reign supreme in this honkey shit
no screaming and arguing makes no difference whether a benz or a bentley or a beamer’s the car you
in
you think you ball well i bomb it, i throw up bombs when i vomit
i throw down in the kitchen might hit your mum with my omlete
but you got egg on your face, now watch me drop it atomic
i should be strapped to the chest of a kamikaze bitch
im as bat shit as ozzy it’s obvious you can tell right off the bat
no pun intended but come any closer i’ll bite off your head
trying to give me the finger’s like giving a spider the web
I’m just gonna spin it and use it to my advantage
i catch a fly in that bitch, you think you fly, you just food
i give as much of a flying fuck as that superman dude
Guess I just do what you can’t do, i make you look stupid and bamboozled
confused as usual and you can ripped she can open a can too
you better hope you can handle the heat or stay the fuck outta hells kitchen
i came to cock block like a square, fucking male chicken?
Yeah, it’s shady slut the rest can suck on a big one
Im as despicable as daffy duck when im spittin’

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Intro - Spoken]
Yo, I can′t sing it
I feel like singin
I wanna fuckin sing
Cuz i′m happy
Yeah, I′m happy
Ha Ha
I got my baby back
Yo, check it out

[Verse 1 - Sung]
Some days I sit, starin out the window
Watchin this world pass me by
Sometimes I think theres nothin to live for
I almost break down and cry

Somtimes I think I′m crazy
I′m crazy, oh so crazy
Why am I here, am I just wasting my time?

But then I see my baby
Suddenly I′m not crazy
It all makes sense when i look into her eyes

[Chorus]
Somtimes it feels like the world′s on my shoulders
Everyone′s leanin on me
Cuz sometimes it feels like the world′s almost over
But then she comes back to me

[Verse 2 - Sung]
My baby girl [Hailie laughs] keeps gettin older
I watch her grow up with pride
People make jokes, cuz they don′t understand me
They just dont see my real side

I act like shit don′t phase me,
Inside it drives me crazy
My insecurities could eat me alive

But then I see my baby
Suddenly I′m not crazy
It all makes sense when I look into her eyes

[Chorus]

[Verse 3 - Rapped]
Yeah and if I could sing, I′d keep singing this song to my daughter
If I could hit the notes, I′d blow something as long as my father
To show her how I feel about her, how proud I am that I got her
God, I′m a daddy, I′m so glad that her mum didn′t [censored] (abort her)

Now you probly get this picture from my public persona
That I′m a pistol-packing drug-addict who bags on his momma,
But I wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest
Cuz there′s a lot of shit I keep bottled that hurts deep inside o′ my soul,
And just know that I grow colder the older I grow
This boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold
And this load is like the weight of the world
And I think my neck is breaking should I just give up,
Or try to live up to these expectations?
Now look, I love my daughter more than life in itself,
But I got a wife that′s determined to make my life livin hell
But I handle it well, given the circumstances I′m dealt
So many chances, man, it′s too bad, coulda had someone else
But the years that I′ve wasted are nothing to the tears that I′ve tasted
So here′s what im facin:
3 felonies, 6 years of prohibation
I′ve went to jail for this woman, I′ve been to bat for this woman
I′ve taken bats to peoples backs, bent over backwards for this woman
Man, I shoulda seen it comin, why′d I stick my penis up it?
Woulda ripped the pre-nip up if I′d seen what she was fuckin
But fuck it, it′s over, there′s no more reason to cry no more
I got my baby, maybe the only lady that I adore, Hailie
So sayonara, try tomorra, nice to know ya
My baby′s travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner
And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted
It′s like the greatest gift you can get
The weight has been lifted

Now it don′t feel like the world′s on my shoulders
Everyone′s leanin on me
Cuz my baby know′s that her daddy′s a soldier
Nothin′ can take her from me

[Outro - Spoken]
Woo!
I told you I can′t sing.
Oh well, I tried
Hailie, ′member when I said
If you ever need anything, daddy will be right there?
Well guess what?
Daddy′s here.
And I ain′t goin nowhere baby
I love you! (kiss)

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Intro]

Oh! My Goodness!
What have I done!
Oh no!
I can′t believe it!
It′s like...
I′ve got, the whole, world, in my palms!
And I′m ready to drop

[Verse 1]

Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca
It′s the village in New York
Right next to the TriBeCa
That′s my sector
Homosexual dissector
Come again, rewind selector

I said nice rectum
I had a vasectomy, Hector
So you can′t get pregnant if I buy sex and erect ya′
Hannibal Lecter into guy sex
And I bet ya′ I tantalize ya′
And in less than 5 seconds I get ya′
They say once bitten and twice shy will lie
Next to the guy with
Nine ecstasy pills and 5 extra
Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities
Why yes sir
I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser

That′s my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester
Drop kicked the bitch before her second trimester
Performed a home-abortion with Dexter then I guess
I′ll dig a fetus out with a wire hanger then digest her

[Chorus]

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you′re all in
I said

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you′re in my medicine ball, friends

[Verse 2]

All my West side bitches throw it up...
Put a balloon inside your pussy
Weep and blow it up
Man I think that he just fell off the
Deep
End, sure enough
So you better change the station to keep
From throwing up
Man you′ve seen it all before
Your all too familiar wit′ it
There′s a penis on the floor
And two balls
So you know who did it

You know you wit′ it, girl
Don′t front
Oh no you didn′t
I won′t rape all the Pussycat Dolls
Nicole, you kiddin′?
I′ll pee on Rihanna, see man
I′ll do what I wanna
Spray perfume in a sauna
Run Crazy Glue and Madonna
To the La-Z-Boy sofa
Fold her in two then sit on her

Imagine the visual for that, man
Who woulda thought I
Could ever be such a relentless
Prick unleashing his angers(?)
But the chick′s so old
She looks like she out-lived a life sentence
I never meant this
Line to be so offensive
If you weren′t so defensive
It wouldn′t be
You′re so sensitive

[Chorus]

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you′re all in
I said

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you′re in my medicine ball, friends

[Verse 3]

Put Christopher Reeves on a
Unicycle with a kickstand
Kick it up and push him and lead him
Right into quicksand
Here, you need a hand, big man?
Grab hold of this branch
With both hands
Man, they don′t understand
I′m just a sick man
Now everybody′s pissed at me
Like it′s my fault
This name rhymes with so many different words
Geez
So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves
Won′t you break it down for me
And just spit the verse, please!

[Eminem As Christopher Reeves]

Eminem, I′m coming to kill you
Always hated you and I still do
You′ll never fill my shoes, my Superman costume
Doesn′t even fit you
They don′t feel you
You′re taking this shit too far
Who do you think you are
Hang my suit up in the armoire
Everyday I hate you more and more
Throw down the cardboard
Let′s breakdance if you think you′re hardcore

[Chorus]

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
The world is just my medicine ball, you′re all in
I said

I
Guess it′s
Time
For you
To hate me again

Let′s begin now hand me the pen
How should I begin it and where does it all end
My medicine ball, you′re in my medicine ball, friends

[Outro]

The world is mine!

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

(feat. Thyme)


Hey yo, what′s up man? Hey, yo you been here all day man
Ya′ll been here every weekend man,
I don′t ever get a chance to rap first man!
That′s cause you whack!
What?!? I ain′t whack nigga, I got some raps for all ya′ll
Nigga my raps fresh, I′ma bust my raps first,
you can bust yours after me if you want to
No no man, I′m going first,
I′m getting tired of everybody wanted to go first man
You always rap first,
I′m rapping I don′t care what none of ya′ll say,
I′m fresh, I′m fresh

[Thyme:]
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
I said who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I′ll have you taken back to Christ when you sacrifice
The way you acting slice when I tear your back with knifes
Jacking life′s of MC′s, now I′m set to launch a plan
For blowing up the stage with illegal contraband
A stomped your man so unless you want what he got
You better set the mic down, I′m steaming like a teapot
I′ll make the tea hot, people get in my face and ask
If I wanna battle, then I chase them in a Jason mask
It′s an amazing task to battle with success
I never gave a fuck, now I give a fuck less
And in a slug fest I get physical like physicians
Invisible like magicians with mystical mic traditions
Wicked wizardry, like a sorcerer and no remorse for you
When I torture you throughout the course of my orchestra
So feel the force of my spiritual images
Slicing up an enemy′s appendages till he hemorrhages
My skin itches every time a rapper recites
And when he′s through with his verse, I′m all covered in flea bites
You wanna see fights I got a match for you
You couldn′t flip shit playing in toilets with a spatula

[Chorus: Thyme]
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know

[Verse 2: Eminem]
You bitches get a hysterectomy disrespecting me
You wanna feel the full effect of me, hand a tech to me
Intellectually superior, I′ll make the whack wearier
Inferior, deterior rate, like bacteria
Materially, killing serially, clearly you′ll see
How much in fear when u hear me you′ll be
Shiver and shake, quiver and quake
Bite a rhyme and rip it off then stiffer and ache, whither and break
You slithering snake, gibbering fake, fibbering flake
I′ll twist you into a different shape
And toss you in Michigan Lake, for fisherman sake
If this is a dream you′d wish you can wake
Every dis you can take, personal
We ain′t friends trying to make amends
If you ain′t ever stole a gate you can take a fence
I make intense masterpieces and smash to pieces
Your last releases, you bad diseases, that′s the reason
I′m showing you the proper way to operate a mic
So pass it like a hot potato
I′ve never been less than clever and fresh
Severing flesh of fools who never impressed I can confess

[Chorus: Thyme]
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic man and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and then said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
Whhhooo the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out!! I wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
Ayo let me get that mic manЕ
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Who the fuck passed you the mic, who the fuck passed you the mic!!
I got the rhymes bitch, I′ll kick that shit

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Eminem:]
Ladies and gentlemen make some noise
Aww shit
Yeah
Y′all ready to get this shit started or what
Well I brought some friends with me too

Now I ain′t back just for the sake of just saying I′m back
I could relax but I′d rather stack ammo on tracks
Couple Xanax light a couple wax candles then black out
And relapse til I yack Jack Daniels and yap, burp bubbles
Attitudes immaturing, double shot of bacardi party
Vision is blurring, waa hooo I can′t see shit
My words get to slurring
Uh oh, you can call me R Kelly now or your in trouble
What′s incurring before after enduring the show
Has no baring on the bad news I′m baring
Whoa what is it word play
No I′m pushing you out the dumps
So suck my dick on the couch if you wanna cushion the blow
Then stomp your fucking feet till you get to squishing a hoe
It′s panda-monium [? ] when you see him, damn
Baby you look good you′re giving me wood
You should pull over like a sweat shirt with a hood
[? ] you and me both
Break bread while I′m copping over this game
Now pinch a loaf now homie who′s your favourite pain in the ass
Who claims to be spitting the same flames as me
I′m Kanye when he crashed
In otherwords I got the hood on smash
Like I stepped on the gas destroyed the front end
Deployed the damn airbags from the dash
Went through ′em and laughed
Came back an hour after the accident and bit
A god-damn jaw-breaker in half
So stop [? ] the funk and start shaking ya ass
Slaughterhouse in the house with the caucasion rapping
Just Blaze on the track
What the fuck is more amazing than that slut
Answer me that, Royce where you at?

[Royce da 5′9":]
I′m right here Fire Marshall, verbal pair of pliers
Are prying you apart[? ], lump on your head designed by a bar-stool
Designed by a cartoon, before I need to be hired
Jimmy ′Io fire Marshall
The 9 tucked against the lining
I pull it out and flip your partner upside-down like ya′ll are a couple 69ing
It′s like Rick James is shooting up your house, nigga... fuck your couch nigga!
You screaming ′fuck the world′ with your middle finger up
While I′m over here shoving my dick in a hole in the mud
My bitch, know I′m perfectly fit for murder
Because I murdered her, so you can call me Nickel the OJ the Glove
I got a Posse of Insane Clowns; blow your brains on your opposite ear
Then ask you how your brain sounds
Bad, evil, weirdo, Alfred [? ], mad cerebral, you on your last burrito!
(What that mean Nickel?)
It′s a rap if you eating, get a beat then terrorize that bitch like I′m Middle Eastern
Slaughterhouse on fire, nobody touching that
Good day and good night, Ortiz where the fuck you at?

[Joel Ortiz:]
I′m right here; my Nike Airs buzz light-years ahead of my mic peers
Quite scary to look at, a nightmare, where my book at I′ll write fear-
In the heart of you tight squares, I harbour the art of you nice [? ]
It′s [? ] cause that made me hotter than my dear
Uncle Al′s breath after polishing off his 9th beer
Homie chill listen, I swear, I′m God; I give tracks a holy feel (Holyfield)
And they bite ears
I′m right here, why wouldn′t I be, just waiting to be hooked to IV′s-
[? ] brown when you look at my pee
And this joint, no exception, so just point a direction, and record the pig′s oink-
When I rip his intestines
This isn′t just an infection; this won′t go away with penicillin injections-
Millions of questions arose after they did an inspection
What I exhibit, seems to be non-contagious yet anybody can get it
Aww shit I did it again, when I lit with this pen, I admitted this phlegm-
This time along side Em and the Em
So tell a friend to tell a friend, write a disgusting hook
Jump in shark water and swim, yo where the fuck is Crook?

[Crooked I:]
I′m right here letting the shotty pop
Quick as a karate chop, get your body shot, get your top chopped like a lollipop
Come with Maserati drop, in the body shot
Get your mommy knocked, and your Uncle Tommy molli-wopped
I take your life to the 9th inning
A knife in a gunfight I love it me and my knife winning
I laugh when you fall the shit will be funny
I buy my bitch a new ass and watch her sit on my money
Man all the bitches holla, they wanna drop my bridges than jaw my dick and swallow
Leave drawers in this Impala, I ball like Iguodala,
I bear more arms than 6 koalas; as soon as a I draw get sent to [? ]
I kill with the tongue, I′m Atilla the Hun, I′m Genghis Khan, I′m a genius spawn
I pillage your village for fun, [? ], a syllable gun
Real as they come, Long Beach [? ]!
Slaughterhouse equals swine flu, [? ] try to do without trying
Cause to us it′s so easy, where, Jump-off Joe Beezy?

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[eminem]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam, like tommy just burst in the
door
And started whoopin her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (ahh!)
It’s the return of the... "ah, wait, no way, you’re
kidding,
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr. dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (ha-ha!)
Feminist women love eminem {*vocal turntable:
Chigga chigga chigga* "slim shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "yeah, but he’s so cute
though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on tv and just let loose, but can’t
But it’s cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the discovery channel don’t they?
"we ain’t nothing but mammals.." well, some of us
cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*slurp*
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t
elope
{*e www!* but if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: eminem (repeat 2x)

I’m slim shady, yes I’m the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real slim shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

[eminem]
Will smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his
records;
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand
me
"but slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?
"
Why? so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to britney spears?
Shit, christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on mtv
"yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to kim,
hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd {*ahhh!*
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is
annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*
And there’s a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don’t give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus

[eminem]
I’m like a head trip to listen to, cause I’m only givin you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living
room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y’all and I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated
at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it {*err* I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like
valiums
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I’m jackin off with jergens
And I’m jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isn’t working
And every single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion
rings
{*hach* or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "i don’t give a fuck!"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus 2x

[eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there’s a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, let’s all stand up


@ Eminem

Текст песни:

America, hahaha, we love you, how many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful
country of our′s, the stripes and the stars for the rights that men have died for to protect,
the women and men who have broke their neck′s for the freedom of speech the United States
government has sworn to uphold, or so we′re told...

Yo′, I want everybody to listen to the words of this song, I never would′ve dreamed in a
million years i′d see, so many motherfuckin′ people who feel like me, who share the same views
and the same exact beliefs, it′s like a fuckin′ army marchin′ in back of me, so many lives I
touch, so much anger aimed, in no particular direction, just sprays and sprays, and straight
through your radio waves it plays and plays, ′till it stays stuck in your head for days and
days, who would of thought, standing in this mirror bleachin′ my hair, with some peroxide,
reachin for a t-shirt to wear, that I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this, how
could I predict my words would have an impact like this, I must′ve struck a chord, with somebody
up in the office, cause congress keeps telling me I ain′t causin′ nuthin′ but problems, and now
they′re sayin′ i′m in trouble with the government, i′m lovin′ it, I shoveled shit all my life,
and now I′m dumping it on...

[CHORUS]

White America, I could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this,
white America, Erica loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get, white America, I
could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this, white America, Erica
loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get...

Look at these eyes, baby blue, baby just like yourself, if they were brown, Shady lose, Shady
sits on the shelf, but Shady′s cute, Shady knew, Shady′s dimple′s would help, make ladies swoon
baby, {ooh baby}, look at my sales, let′s do the math, if I was black, I would′ve sold half, I
ain′t have to graduate from Lincoln high school to know that, but I could rap, so fuck school,
i′m too cool to go back, gimme the mic, show me where the fuckin′ studio′s at, when I was
underground, no one gave a fuck I was white, no labels wanted to sign me, almost gave up, I was
like, fuck it, until I met Dre, the only one to look past, gave me a chance, and I lit a fire up
under his ass, helped him get back to the top, every fan black that I got, was probably his in
exchange for every white fan that he′s got, like damn, we just swapped, sittin′ back lookin′ at
shit, wow, i′m like my skin is it starting to work to my benefit now, it′s...

[CHORUS]

See the problem is, I speak to suburban kids, who otherwise would of never knew these words
exist, whose mom′s probably would of never gave two squirts of piss, ′till I created so much
motherfuckin′ turbulence, straight out the tube, right into your living room I came, and kids
flipped when they knew I was produced by Dre, that′s all it took, and they were instantly hooked
right in, and they connected with me too because I looked like them, that′s why they put my
lyric′s up under this microscope, searchin′ with a fine tooth comb, its like this rope, waitin′
to choke, tightening around my throat, watching me while I write this, like I don′t like this,
nope, all I hear is, lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy, sponsors working ′round the clock, to
try to stop my concerts early, surely hip-hop was never a problem in Harlem, only in Boston,
after it bothered the fathers of daughters starting to blossom, so now i′m catchin′ the flack
from these activists when they raggin′, actin′ like i′m the first rapper to smack a bitch, or
say faggot, shit, just look at me like i′m your closest pal, the posterchild, the motherfuckin′
spokesman now for...

[CHORUS]

So to the parents of America, I am the derringer aimed at little Erica, to attack her
character, the ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns, sent to lead the march right up to
the steps of congress, and piss on the lawns of the White House, to burn the casket and replace
it with a parental advisory sticker, to spit liquor in the faces of in this democracy of
hypocrisy, fuck you Ms. Cheney, fuck you Tipper Gore, fuck you with the freest of speech this
divided states of embarassment will allow me to have, fuck you, [vocal melody],
he, hahaha, i′m just playin′ America, you know I love you...

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed ′Til one night he snuck in and said
We′re going out back, I want my dick sucked in the she′d Can′t we just play with Teddy Ruxbin
instead?
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said "I don′t know what the fuck′s up with this kid!
The bastard won′t even eat nothing he′s fed He just hung himself in the bedroom he′s dead"
"Debbie don′t let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin′ cigarette to his neck I bet you he′s fakin′ it,
I bet you I bet he probably just want′s to see how upset you would get I′ll go handle this of
course, unless you object"
"Ahh go fuck his brains out, if any′s left in his head"

[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I′ve completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He′s insane!

"Did you get him?" Naaw, fucker tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin′ chased off
with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin′ blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfucker′s got nuts like King Kong Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin′ thing off
Everything, except his tank top and his training bra
Ain′t he raw? Yeah mainiac, that′s Shady dog
Man that motherfucker′s gangsta, ain′t he dog
Shady dog, what be going through that fuckin′ brain of yours
Say no more, what the fuck you waitin′ for, sing along

[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I′ve completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He′s insane!

Don′t you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me Would you rather get felched or do the
felching
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you′re belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping Can you dig what I′m sayin′ man, can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step father felt me
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he′s yelping "Shady what the fuck you saying?"
I don′t know help me! What the fuck′s happening, I think I′m fucking melting
"Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said no,
I don′t need no help peeing I′m a big boy, I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the baby sitter tells me She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm
Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well this is called ass rape, and we′re shooting the jail scene"

[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I′ve completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He′s insane!

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

I dont know why this world keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now

Yes man
As the World Turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience

[Eminem:]
I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches
and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cuz we′re dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source
They never should′ve booted me out of reform school
Deformed fool,takin a shit in a warm pool
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn′t me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not
again!)
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
Fuck the next lesson, I′ll past the test guessin
And all the other kids said Eminem′s a thizhead,
He′ll never last, the only class he′ll pass is phys ed
May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who
Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny′s and
stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans
swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her
down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop

[Chorus:]
As the World Turns
These are the days of our lives
These are the things that we must go through
Day by day

[Eminem:]
We drive around in million dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad
report cards
Outsiders, and we suing the courts
Cuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source
Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I′m still tryna nail a trailor park
bitch
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet
ya"
I′d like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I′m broke as fuck and I don′t get paid till the first of
next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next
blunt
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I′m a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don′t try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun
me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causin a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin
machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally′s parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fuckin porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you′re in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I′m hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this
magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the
best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to
death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfuckin dick!
Bitch, come here!

[Chorus]

And as we go along
Throughout the days of our lives
We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things that surround us through our
atmosphere
Every day
Every single day the world keeps turning

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Eminem]

I make music to make you sick of fake music

Hate music like devil worshippin Satan music

So say your prayers, your Hail Mary′s and Jesuses

Take two sticks, tape ′em together and make a crucifix

Try to stop it but you cain′t do it (ha ha)

A whole generation of kids blowin out their fuckin brains to this

Kurt Cobain music - students converted to ′caine users

as soon as they heard it went out and murdered and maimed to it

What′s your name?



[Swifty McVay]

Judas

Got my nine with six sharpshooters, now let′s do this

I got niggaz that shoots to static - you don′t understand

how I′m all up in you niggaz TV′s like Carole Anne

I′m a poltergeist, lyrically I′m supposed to strike

Try to snatch this mic, you get cracked with Molson Ice

(Swifty get your own woman!) I want his wife

I′m the type to go to gamblin parties with trick dice

I rob casinos, slugs, eat those

You′d think it was the devil feedin you jalapenos

Now you out of the scene hoes shot at your clean clothes

My fo′-fo′, prone to make you niggaz breathe wrong



[Chorus: Eminem]

It′s Devils Night (da da dah, da-da da da dah)

It′s Devils Night (da da dah, da-da da da dah duh da)

Cause I came back to rule this time!

It′s Devils Night - cause I came back to take what′s mine!

Yes it′s Devils Night (da da dah, da-da da da dah)

It′s Devils Night (da da dah, da-da da da dah duh da)

Cause I came back to rule this time!

It′s Devils Night - cause I came back to take what′s mine!



[Kon Artis]

It′s like I′m on the john, tryin to shit and get no response

Constipated bitch, tell these pigs to back off!

The mind of rapist, Denaun never changes

Beat up strangers without a reason, I′m a anus

Walk the street in a "Beat It" jacket with a glove to match it

Drop the hat shit I put my head on opposite and step backwards

Walkin zombied it′s ornery

Pullin armed robberies on politicians without a sense of camraderie



[Kuniva]

Yo, I can concoct (?) slot, plus I run with the best

Hop on a motorcycle, bustin wheelies over your chest

Bystanders standin by, thinkin oh what a mess

Blast through every hickie that them bitches put on your neck

What the fuck do you expect, when the slugs are dealt

And make you feel every ounce of pain that Bugz done felt

A deranged team, smokin grams of green

This (?)′ll make your fuckin head shake like tamborines

I pledge allegiance to the streets of the D

And if you think you out cold, catch a piece of this heat

And when it blast, it′ll take off every piece of your {*scream*}

From her barettes to her cheeks to her cute little feet



[Chorus]



[Bizarre]

STOP TAKIN DRUGS!! I′m tryin

My little boy is dyin, he losin too much iron

And if I die, it won′t be because I got shot

It′ll be because I tied my arm in a sock and smoked rock

Takin drugs is cool, that′s why I buy ′em

Shoot ′em up my ass, let your little brother try ′em

Ten years is what I′m facin

Police breakin in my house, Lil′ Bow Wow in the basement

(Jermaine!) A rapist that′ll bust in your mouth

I′ll probably be in jail ′fore this fuckin album comes out

I′m eighteen years old, still shit in the bed

Beaten ′til I′m red, fear nothin but war and bread

It′s me again, fuckin dirty jinn

So what if it burns, bitch when I stick it in

No medication, I′m out of perkasets

I lost my weed, plus my fuckin diaper′s wet



[Chorus]



[Eminem]

It′s Devils Night!

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Intro: Nate Ruess]
Mom, I know I let you down
And though you say the days are happy
Why is the power off and I′m fucked up
And Mom, I know he′s not around
But don′t you place the blame on me
As you pour yourself another drink, yeah
[Hook: Nate Ruess]
I guess we are who we are
Headlights shining in the dark night I drive on
Maybe we took this too far
[Verse 1]
I went in headfirst, never thinking about who what I said hurt, in what verse
My Mom probably got it the worst
The brunt of it, but as stubborn as we are, did I take it too far
Cleaning Out My Closet and all them other songs, but regardless I don′t hate you, cause Ma
You′re still beautiful to me, cause you′re my Mom
Though far be it for you to be too calm, our house was Vietnam
Desert Storm and both of us put together could form an atomic bomb
Equivalent to Chemical Warfare, and forever we could drag this on and on
But, agree to disagree, that gift for me up under the Christmas tree
Don′t mean shit to me, you′re kicking me out? It′s 15 degrees
And it′s Christmas Eve ("Little prick, just leave"), Ma let me grab my fucking coat
Anything to have each other′s goats, why we always at each others throats
Especially when dad, he fucked us both, we′re in the same fucking boat
You′d think that′d make us close (nope) further awayit drove
Us, but together, headlights shine, and a car full of belongings, still got a ways to go
Back to grandma′s house, it′s straight up the road
And I was the man of the house, the oldest, so my shoulders carried the weight of the load
Then Nate got taken away by the state at 8-years-old
And that′s when I realized you were sick and it wasn′t fixable or changeable
And to this day we remain estranged and I hate it though
But...
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Cause to this day we remain estranged and I hate it though
Cause you ain′t even get to witness your grandbabies grow
But I′m sorry Mama for Cleaning Out My Closet, at the time I was angry, rightfully, maybe so
Never meant that far to take it though, cause now I know it′s not your fault, and I′m not making jokes
That song I′ll no longer play at shows and I cringe every time it′s on the radio
And I think of Nathan being placed in a home
And all the medicine you fed us and how I just wanted you to taste your own
But now the medication′s taking over and your mental state′s deteriorating slow
And I′m way too old to cry, the shit is painful though
But Ma, I forgive you, so does Nathan, yo
All you did, all you said, you did your best to raise us both
Foster care, that cross you bear, few may be as heavy as yours
But I love you Debbie Mathers, oh, what a tangled web we have cause
One thing I never asked was where the fuck my deadbeat dad was
Fuck it I guess he had trouble keeping up with every address
But I′d have flipped every mattress, every rock and desert cactus
Own a collection of maps and followed my kids to the edge of the atlas
If someone ever moved them from me, that you could′ve bet your asses
If I had to come down the chimney dressed as Santa
Kidnap ′em, and although one has only met their grandma
Once you pulled up in our drive one night, as we were leaving to get some hamburgers
Me, her and Nate, we introduced you, hugged you, and as you left I had this overwhelming sadness
Come over me as we pulled off to go our separate paths, and
I saw your headlights as I looked back, and I′m mad I didn′t get the chance to
Thank you for being my mom and my dad, so
Mom, please accept this as a tribute I wrote this on the jet, I guess I had to
Get this off my chest, I hope I get the chance to lay it before I′m dead, the stewardess said to fasten
My seatbelt, I guess we′re crashin′
So if I′m not dreaming, I hope you get this message
That I′ll always love you from afar
Cause you′re my Ma
[Hook]
[Bridge: Nate Ruess]
I want a new life, (start over) one without a cause (clean slate)
So I′m coming home tonight, well, no matter what the cost
And if the plane goes down, or if the crew can′t wake me up
Well, just know that I′m alright
I was not afraid to die
Oh even if there′s songs to sing, my children will carry me
Just know that I′m alright
I was not afraid to die
Because I put my faith in my little girls
So I never say goodbye cruel world
Just know that I′m alright
I am not afraid to die
[Hook]

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

[Intro- Spoken:]
Yeah
I know sometimes things may not always make sense to youright now
But hey, what daddy always tell you?
Straighten up little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What you crying about?
You got me

[Verse 1:]
Hailie, I know you miss your mom and I know you miss yourdad
Well I′m gone but I′m trying to give you the life that Inever had
I can see you′re sad, even when you smile, even when youlaugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry
Cuz you′re scared, I ain′t there
Daddy′s with you in your prayers
No more crying, wipe them tears
Daddy′s here, no more nightmares
We gon′ pull together through it, we gon′ do it
Laney, uncle′s crazy, aint he?
Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it
We′re all we got in this world
When it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls
Two little beautiful girls
Lookin′ puzzled, in a daze
I know it′s confusing you
Daddy′s always on the move, mamma′s always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires onme
All the things growing up his daddy that he had to see
Daddy don′t want you to see but you see just as much as hedid
We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me
But things have gotten so bad between us
I don′t see us ever being together ever again
Like we used to be when we was teenagers
But then of course everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be
But it′s just something we have no control over and that′swhat destiny is
But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day we′ll wake up and this will all just be adream

[Chorus:]
Now hush little baby, don′t you cry
Everything′s gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up little lady,
I told ya Daddy′s here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy′s not here right now and we don′t know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But I promise momma′s gon′ be alright

[Verse 2:]
It′s funny
I remember back one year when daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up
And stuck ′em under the tree and said some of ′em were fromme
Cuz daddy couldn′t buy ′em
I′ll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole nightcrying
Cuz daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job
But his job was to keep the food on the table for you andmom
And at the time every house that we lived in
Either kept getting broken into and robbed
Or shot up on the block
And your mom was saving money for you in a jar
Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in andstole it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma′s heart
And it seemed like everything was just startin′ to fallapart
Mom and dad was arguin′ a lot so momma moved back
On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment
And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara
And that′s when daddy went to California with his CD and metDr. Dre
And flew you and momma out to see me
But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me
Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn′tlike it
And you and Laney were to young to understand it
Papa was a rollin′ stone, momma developed a habit
And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grabit
I′m just sorry you were there and had to witness it firsthand
Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud
Now I′m sittin in this empty house, just reminiscing
Lookin′ at your baby pictures, it just trips me out
To see how much you both have grown, it′s almost like you′resisters now
Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy′s still here
Laney I′m talkin′ to you too, daddy′s still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It′s got a ring to it don′t it?
Shh, momma′s only gone for the moment

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
And if you ask me too
Daddy′s gonna buy you a mockingbird
I′mma give you the world
I′mma buy a diamond ring for you
I′mma sing for you
I′ll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mockingbird don′t sing and that ring don′tshine
I′mma break that birdie′s neck
I′d go back to the jewler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every carat don′t fuck with dad (haha)

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

Here′s the story, of a little boy.
Growin′ up in a suburban home,
Trying to cope with everyday life,
Who lives in a little house,
That was built, in the middle of the street.
"Hey, Mom!
Tupac′s on the juke box,
so what he shot two cops,
and raped a little girl,
while two dudes watched,"
"Nuh-uh! They were tryin′ to frame him,
You wouldn′t have Two Pack Shaker,"
"No! That ain′t how you say his name, mum!
You′re so lame,
Don′t you know anything?"
"Yeah!
I know that you′ll probably go,
and join in a gang,"
"Yeah, right. Im out
Where′s my fuckin′ walkman at?"
"Stop cussin′ at me!"
"Shut up, bitch!"
"And quit talking black."
Well,
Slammed the door and I′m out,
Now, what?
It′s probably warm in the house.
Fuck, I forgot my jacket,
forgot it was winter.
I′m gettin′ thinner,
I′m hungry.
Is Mom cookin′ dinner?
"Mom!
Let me back in!
I forgot my coat.
Mom, come on, I′m not playin′,
It′s cold!
Alright, sorry.
I need a jacket,
Mom, look,
My Tupac tape,
I just cracked it,
Ma, please let me back in,
It is Two Pack Shaker,
I just asked him."
I′m freezin′, (achoo)
I′m sneezin′,
I′m breathin′ too much cold air,
I′m wheezin′,
"I ain′t did nothin′,
I didn’t say "I′m leavin′,"
I said "I′m goin′ on the front porch to get
somethin′,""
(scissors cutting)
"Alright, here.
Take your damn coat and leave,"
"Finaly!,
Mom! You cut off the sleaves!"
(Chorus 4x)

Our house,
In the middle of the street.
One, two, three,
My teacher′s two faced,
She went to lower my school grades,
Since Last Tuesday,
I had a toothache,
from kool-aid,
So Mom kicked me out, (get out)
And, all i had in my suitcase,
Was one shoelace,
A tube sock,
and a tube of toothpaste,
Sometimes,
It was cool,
"cause I could go to a friend′s,
Crash there,
Fool around and just skip school.
But other times,
I′d rather just be home,
In my own room alone,
Read my shit and nobody would know,
My little brother sucked on a bottle,
′Til he was six,
So I′d hide it inside the couch,
And say "I don′t know where it is,"
But as soon as Mom found it,
I would either be grounded,
or kicked out the house,
a thousand weeks,.
and still countin′,
Even when I was underage,
Mom was tellin′ cops,
I was tryin′ to run away,
I told her,
"Someday, bitch, you′re gonna pay,"
Please, Mom, Please, Mom, Please, Mom,
I wanna stay, (let me stay)

(Chorus 4x)

My brother′s incoherint,
Mom′s a single parent,
Who ain′t carin′,
Starin′ through me,
Like I′m transparent,
Made it clear,
That I was just there,
to run an errands,
Told her friends,
I was a son from her last marriage,
Sent me up to the little corner store,
with a little note,
"Please, sell my step-son,
Some cigarettes so I can smoke,"
One time,
I tried to fake sick,
To get attention,
Back-fired,
Mom, sent me to school,
With a vengence,
My life′s the worst thing that could ever happen to me,
I go to class,
and every teacher′s always laughin′ at me,
And Mom says white rappers are laughed at.
Not only that,
She heard me upstairs,
I can′t rap,
and I′m stupid,
I never make an average,
of a B+,
I need to sit on my ass and sue people,
Like she does,
One time, I got food poison,
From a hot dog,
Mom sued and got $2,000,
From Ballpark,
"Hey, Ma. You got a dollar?"
"I don′t think so.
Now keep an eye on your brother,
I′m goin′ to bingo."
"But, Mom. You said you were broke."
"Who said?
You got your ears messed up,
from that damn rap music."

@ Eminem

Текст песни:

These ideas are nightmares to white parents
Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearing, it′s so scary in a house that allows
no swearing
To see him walking around with his headphones blaring
Alone in his own zone, cold and he don′t care
He′s a problem child
And what bothers him all comes out, when he talks about
His fuckin′ dad walkin′ out
Cause he just hates him so bad that he blocks him out
If he ever saw him again he′d probably knock him out
His thoughts are whacked, he′s mad so he′s talkin′ back
Talkin′ black, brainwashed from rock and rap
He sags his pants, do-rags and a stocking cap
His step-father hit him, so he socked him back, and broke his nose
His house is a broken home, there′s no control, he just let′s his emotions
go...

Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me now, just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

[Verse 2]
Entertainment is changin′, intertwinin′ with gangsta′s
In the land of the killers, a sinner′s mind is a sanctum
Holy or unholy, only have one homie
Only this gun, lonely cause don′t anyone know me
Yet everybody just feels like they can relate, I guess words are a
mothafucka they can be great
Or they can degrade, or even worse they can teach hate
It′s like these kids hang on every single statement we make
Like they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinum
Now how the fuck did this metamorphosis happen
From standin′ on corners and porches just rappin′
To havin′ a fortune, no more kissin′ ass
But then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you
Fans turn on you, attorneys all want a turn at you
To get they hands on every dime you have, they want you to lose your mind
every time you mad
So they can try to make you out to look like a loose cannon
Any dispute won′t hesitate to produce handguns
That′s why these prosecutors wanna convict me, strictly just to get me off
of these streets quickly
But all they kids be listenin′ to me religiously, so i′m signin′ cd′s while
police fingerprint me
They′re for the judge′s daughter but his grudge is against me
If i′m such a fuckin′ menace, this shit doesn′t make sense Pete
It′s all political, if my music is literal, and i′m a criminal how the fuck
can I raise a little girl
I couldn′t, I wouldn′t be fit to, you′re full of shit too, Guerrera, that
was a fist that hit you...

Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me now, just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

[Verse 3]
They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well can it load a gun up for you , and cock it too
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault and i′ll get sued
See what these kids do is hear about us totin′ pistols
And they want to get one cause they think the shit′s cool
Not knowin′ we really just protectin′ ourselves, we entertainers
Of course the shit′s affectin′ our sales, you ignoramus
But music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get our
checks in the mail
It′s fucked up ain′t it
How we can come from practically nothing to being able to have any fuckin′
thing that we wanted
That′s why we sing for these kids, who don′t have a thing
Except for a dream, and a fuckin′ rap magazine
Who post pin-up pictures on their walls all day long
Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs
Or for anyone who′s ever been through shit in their lives
Till they sit and they cry at night wishin′ they′d die
Till they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they vibe
We′re nothin′ to you but we′re the fuckin′ shit in they eyes
That′s why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and
hold it
Cause we consider these minutes golden
And maybe they′ll admit it when we′re gone
Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our
songs and we can...

[CHORUS X2]
Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me now, just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

@ Eminem